I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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