He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
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Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
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yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
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