Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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