just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
The adults are the big ones right?
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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