I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
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I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
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Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
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