"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
Ladies don't puke and tell
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
where are my eyebrows?
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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