Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
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