So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
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