My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
Everclear isn't food dammit
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
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