so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
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take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
You know what's awkward? Being with your girlfriend and seeing her ex-boyfriend that she left for you while you've got a Ron Burgundy level awkward boner.
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She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
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Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos