Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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