Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
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