Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
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