the stripper made me go home becuz she had to take her kid to a birthday party in the morning
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
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There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
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Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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