Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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