party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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