I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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