I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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