Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
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