fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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