i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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