How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
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