I don't usually arrange sex via text message
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
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i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
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I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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