have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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