No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
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