He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
She's making her own pesto again. Cooking spaghetti in the microwave and "frying" vegetables in the toaster oven. All this while wearing the yellow rubber gloves and saying that the pesto has feelings like a real person. Im terrified.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
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I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
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Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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