there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
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