margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
He texted me at 3am that you cut your hand at the bar and were bleeding all over.
I woke up to a text thinking you bled out at a bar, turns out you got your butthole licked.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
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