But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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