I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
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My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
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i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
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