Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
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we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
i'm too stoned to be pregnant. the kicking is morse code for wanting beef jerky.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
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On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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