Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
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