You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
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I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
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I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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