I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
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he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
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I need you to use more vowels.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
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I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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