why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
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