yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
as soon as I walked into work this morning, my boss called me out on my hangover, patted me on the back and said I'm getting time an a half for even showing up. Did I really look that bad this morning?
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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