he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
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