let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
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