yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
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