We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
Boobs speak an international language.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
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By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
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If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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