I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
Honestly I miss having a gay roommate. His female friends' implicit trust in him would carry over to me even though they knew Im straight. Best unintentional wingman ever.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
Don't tell me you're on acid again
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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