It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
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Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
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Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
The dog destroyed my vibrator and swallowed several pieces. Vet gave us a laxative so now I’m checking lots of dog shit and having no orgasms. Plus the cute vet knows I don’t get enough dick, so that’s just great
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