It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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