and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
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