U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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