I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
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