who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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