I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
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She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
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The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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