Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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