it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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