On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
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